She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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