He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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