Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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