Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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