so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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