Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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