Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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