Nicole vs. Life
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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