I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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