It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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