Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize