She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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