Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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