Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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