Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you still have your period?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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