THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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