susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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