i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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