Porn is love you can see.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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