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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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