wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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