Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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