That's intense
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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