would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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