I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just had sex bonerless
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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