Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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