i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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