I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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