i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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