do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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