Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
not ubering you a puppy
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