covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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