I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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