i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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