I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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