spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Randomize
