You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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