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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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