he shaved USA in his pubs
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
