Kiss
Puke
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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