Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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