worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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