Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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