The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
