He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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