She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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