Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize