i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Let's paint friendship bongs
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
