The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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