love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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