these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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