Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize