I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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