Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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