I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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