They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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