I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
love makes seman taste better
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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